I see these cute posts my friends and family members have done about the funny things their kids say and do. I don't have any kids, but I do have a Josh, and sometimes he says the funniest stuff, not unlike a small child. Some of my recent favorites:
(FYI: Josh calls me "Dola" as a nickname of sorts.)
#1
Josh: Dola! Come here please!
Nicola: What do you want?
Josh: Just come here PA-LEASSSEE?
Nicola(walks down to the living room): What?
Josh(reading a book with a goofy smile on his face): Look how cute I am!
#2
Josh: Dola, give me a good morning kiss.
Nicola: Have you brushed your teeth?
Josh: Yes.
Nicola: Today?
Josh: No....why would I have brushed them today already? I am just going to eat breakfast.
Nicola: Then brush them after breakfast, and then I will kiss you good morning.
Josh: Why? I will just be eating lunch after that, gosh!
#3
(I was talking to my sister on the phone about how Josh and I like to rent "Alias" episodes and watch them in our spare time. My sister asked if Josh likes the show because Jennifer Garner is hot.)
Nicola: Josh, Audra wants to know if you like "Alias" because Jennifer Garner is hot.
Josh: Who's Jennifer Garner?
Nicola: The girl on "Alias".
Josh: Oh. (Gets this little grin on his face that means he is going to lie.) Well, on a scale from 1-Dola, I give her a seven.
Nicola: What is a Dola then?
Josh: You are a Dola!
Nicola: No, if Jennifer Garner is a 7, then what am I?
Josh: Uhhh....(pauses to think about how not to get in trouble with this one)....a 12?
Nicola: Well, that is just ridiculous, but thank you anyway.
Josh (laughs): You're welcome.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Husbands say the darnedest things!
Posted by Nicola at 8:37 PM
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Husbands do say the darndest things. Thanks for making me smile with your post. I hope you guys are both doing well. We would love to see you sometime soon.
Awwww, sweet. Not sure if he was lieing on the Dola scale thing, but if he was, at least he did...not sure if that makes any sense at all. What I am trying to say is at least he didn't completely admit she's hot. I am sure there are husbands who would outright say something like that. Not sure if that makes sense either. I shouldn't be awake right now. Have a good one.
Aren't you glad you have someone to keep you smiling and giggling all through eternity? :) Sounds like you've got yourself a keeper there!
That is so funny!
Oh man, that makes me miss you guys! Josh cracks me up! Brady needs to pick up a bit of Joshs sense of humor.
Thanks for the laugh. Josh is a pretty funny guy. Our kids sure love him.
Yeah Josh is pretty hilarious when he is not a grumpers. Me and my friend Amy always talk about grumpy pants. She is a sewer so she is going to make a wall hanging that is two sided. It is going to be a pair of jeans and one side is going to be the happy pants and the other side the grumpy pants. That way she can hang it behind her desk and it will warn people what her mood is like before they come talk to her. Maybe we should do that for Josh? Just an idea. Okay Love you guys see you in March. YEAH! Call me in 5 minutes.
what a hoot! That Josh! He, in his own way, is much better than a funny kid, b/c he doesn't pee on the floor (I hope) and he can wash/dress/feed himself! You have the best of both worlds!
and did I mention that your title picture looks REALLY good?!
You are so funny. I love that you remember and track that stuff. You will love what your kids say someday...
Holy crapface girl! (btw crapface is a term of endearment that I frequently use) I think it has been like a bazillion years since I have seen you. What are you doing in Arizona? It was so good to find your blog thanks to sara. Your hubby seems super funny. You guys are so cute together.
I like you guys! I like that you aren't afraid to be silly! You are going to be a great track Coach! It is pretty relaxed usually and you will get an awesome tan in the arizona sun! But please remember the sunscreen because I bet you could burn to a crisp very quickly.
Haha that's awesome!
If I could actually come up with as interesting a blog as you guys do maybe I would do one after all, however, since I can't I just enjoy yours.- GayLynn
You guys are funny
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